Quotes

Alexander: I played Richard III.
Fred: "There were five curtain calls."
Alexander: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it! Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time!

Jason: Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack? (Alex hides his face in despair.) Apparently not.

Jason: You WILL go out there.
Alexander: I won't and nothing you say will make me.
Jason: The show must go on.
Alexander: ...Damn you...damn you!

Alexander: It's like throwing gasoline on a flame.
(On the Thermians' worship of Jason)

Teb: Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?
Alexander: (disgusted) Just like mother used to make.

Computer: Enemy is matching velocity.
Gwen: The enemy is matching velocity!
Alexander: We heard it the first time!
Gwen: Gosh, I'm doing it. I'm repeating the darn computer!

Dr. Lazarus: By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged!

(The crew is on the pod, going to get the sphere thing.) Guy: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
Alexander: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason: It's, uh, uh---I don't know.
Guy: Nobody knows! Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy: DO I?! DO I?!?! For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"!

Tommy (To Alex): You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.

Alexander: Could they be the miners?
Fred: Sure, they're like three years old.
Alexander: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred: You lost me.

Alexander: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Jason: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
Alexander: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft!

Jason: You used to pull your punches!
Alexander: It's "Scene-Stealing Hack," thank you.
Jason: "Raving Egomaniac"?
Alexander: Can't think where I got THAT from.
(After fake fighting.)

Quellek (To Alex): I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze!